Opening the Vagina for Birth

This will be the greatest blog ever. Just like Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, but with dumb guys and a stolen tiki mug instead of girls with low self esteem and magic pants. We will send the mug around once a month or so among the 4 hallowed members who will all document their exploits with the mug (and with the hardships of being a young woman in spite of all) here. This idea will run out of steam in two weeks. R. Kelly just came up on shuffle, it's a sign from god.