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It's a kind of tragedy that a man can't take a shit wherever he damn well pleases and not get harassed by somebody tapping them on the shoulder and "politely" pointing out that that is their shoe and could you please go behind a bush or something and when you do get up, you realize that somehow in the process you got an asshair stuck somehow inside the aglet and it hurts boy it hurts, but you gotta move cause you been called out so you go and you find somewhere else and you squat and squint and the moment's passed, you can't get anymore out. Well, that's the way today has gone at work, except i'm by mice elf up here without a springer or a greco feeding on all kinds of different hangoverz (I count 7 for me now, could go up or down in next half hour). I am getting stupider every day, but at least, now all my laundry is clean. I d3mand refreshments and rubbing alcohol. Next time, I explain how to read in three simple to read paragraphs specially designed for the amateur reader (no reading experience readquired). READ.

p.s. remember those "hip" READ library posters from the earlyish 90s it's killing me trying to think what Stipe was reading but it was a laugher oh yes it was.